I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
