you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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