i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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