I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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