dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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