I wannas sexs uuuuu
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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