Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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