the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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