I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
did you just send me my own nude
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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