I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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