Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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