your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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