Whatcha textin bout Willis?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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