Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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