I'm so fucking centered right now
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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