so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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