Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Randomize