physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
What drink are we having for lunch?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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