if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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