butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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