i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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