Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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