those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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