I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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