conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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