I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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