Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
wow bdsm is so cute
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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