P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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