im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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