I think I just saw someone hide a body.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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