So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.