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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...

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• (516): View more from New York

  Are you with Adam and his vodka?

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  Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (585): View more from New York

  i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...

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