You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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