shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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