'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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