When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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