Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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