grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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