"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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