So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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