I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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