trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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