One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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