I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
this will be a night to untag.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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