Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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