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Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you

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(781): Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you http://tfl.nu/mzki

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His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"

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He did it well too

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(616): His pickup line was "I'll eat you out" (616): He did it well too http://tfl.nu/h6lm

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Your favorite bartender is back from prision

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(563): Your favorite bartender is back from prision http://tfl.nu/uuje

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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.

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(970): Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month. http://tfl.nu/7dyi

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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.

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(919): Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music. http://tfl.nu/oyb0

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(206): View more from Washington

..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"

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(206): ..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance" http://tfl.nu/51ez

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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.

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(+44): Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand. http://tfl.nu/fdqs

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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens

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(606): Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens http://tfl.nu/90cr

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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.

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(606): I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm. http://tfl.nu/129h

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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.

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(412): We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you. http://tfl.nu/7kee

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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...

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(614): Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. ?Hello 29... http://tfl.nu/5t6y

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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?

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(630): He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling? http://tfl.nu/57n3

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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.

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(312): Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom. http://tfl.nu/3sxn

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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?

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(805): I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal? http://tfl.nu/khtc

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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!

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(504): If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!! http://tfl.nu/gw9p

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