I accidentally had phone sex last night
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know