if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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