We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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