great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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