i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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