Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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