she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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