I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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