in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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