She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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