eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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