Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.