Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that