Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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