Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
